I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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