We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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