Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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