Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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