What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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