I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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