Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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