Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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