do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
