So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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