doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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