U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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