you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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