The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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