did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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