They should really pass out barf bags in church
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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