i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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