I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
My hand turned me down
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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