I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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