You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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