Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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