Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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