You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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