Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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