i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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