marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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