a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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