You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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