Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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