We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
