Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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