i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
