I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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