OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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