so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
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