Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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