He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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