Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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