you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
This is classic penis vs brain.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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