a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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