love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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