Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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