Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
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