I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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