Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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