He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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