do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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