There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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