Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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