I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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