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3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
You may now shotgun with the bride
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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