I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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