Will you blow on my dice?
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
