It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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