there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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