Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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