Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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