i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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