you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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