is your mom at the bar?
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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